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Arz Krta Hu
Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban
wah wah.
Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban
Tere mast mast do nain,mere dil ka le gye chain..






Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune DIL Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Me KHUJALI Sari Raat Hogi



Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari
WAH WAH
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar pari
Aur boli

Question No. 1 is compulsary






 Arz Karta Hoon
Dil Jala Raha Hu Kismat Azma Raha Hu
Dil jla rha hu kismat azma rha hu
Khub Ghumaya Us Bewfa Ko Bike P
Isliye Aj Rickshaw Chala Raha Hu





 Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka,        Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka,
Naap mera liya aur siya baap ka.







 Tere dosti ke saye ne mujhe aise pyasa banaya,
teri dosti ke saye ne muje aise pyasa banaya
ek minute ruk mai pani pi ke aaya!